Ride into your analytics on a mount

Your founder can now ride. Mounts are a new cosmetic slot in the character shop, and your pixel founder swaps to a proper riding stance the moment you equip one. No dangling legs, no floating boards.

The garage

Three mounts are in the shop, priced in sparks you already earn from real visitors:

• Pixel Skateboard (600 sparks). Kick-push through your traffic, wheels glow as you roll.
• Hover Disc (900 sparks). A neon-rimmed disc that floats a pixel above the ground.
• Ship Rocket (2,000 sparks). Prestige transport for founders who ship.

One mount at a time. Equipping a new one dismounts the old one, and everything you buy stays in your inventory forever.

The one you cannot buy

There is a fourth mount, and no amount of sparks will get it. The Treasure Turtle only drops from successful Cache Cave expeditions, with a 5% chance per run. When it drops, your claim screen tells you, and the turtle shows an "Earned" badge in your shop that everyone else has to grind for.

It shows up everywhere

Your mount rides with you across the whole game: your character sheet, your public founder card, the leaderboard, and the live world map, where your founder patrols between visitors on it. Mounts even animate while your founder walks: spinning wheels, pulsing discs, flickering rocket exhaust.

Your founder sensibly parks the mount before sleeping through the night.